I’m not sure how this happened; I’ve never seen it happen before, but this pretty much says it all about how my day went. Of course, it could have been worse. I could have been the poor man I saw get hit by a service van this morning (he was okay. It was definitely his fault. The orange hand means don’t walk, kids).
On a related note, does anyone know where I can get replacement glue caps? Do they even sell replacement glue caps? They should. Or just give them away with every order of glue. Do you know how many glue sticks that would save in my room?
And since I’m here anyway, do they have to make hole punchers so painful? I mean, first off, they break like nobodies business, and second, you always end up having to squeeze them with all your might just to get them to work. Did you know it was possible to bruise the palm of your hand? No? Come over to my classroom and try using my hole punches. You’ll soon find out for yourself.