I can’t believe they said that…
“My friend just got back from a month in Egypt…”
“We’re supposed to go to Europe this summer…”
A-ha-ha-ha!…
“Who’s Adam Sandler?”
“An actor”
“He is? I thought he was a singer. You know, from American Idol.”
From the “Think before you speak” files…
“And do you know what this is called?”
“A loom”
“And how about this?” (pointing to the weft)
“I know it starts with a ‘w’… a womb!”