A Day In the Life

When Art Teachers Sit on Counters

paint jeans
KINDERGARTNERS BE LIKE:
“I want to tell her.”
“No, I’m gonna tell her.”
“No fair! You got to tell her Sarah was absent.”
“So? I saw it first.”
“Uh-uh, I did.”
“Whoa! Guys, look! The garbage truck is here!”
“Oooohhh…”
“That was so cool.”
“Did you see when that bag fell out of the back?”
“Yeah, that was awesome.”

SECOND GRADERS BE LIKE:
“You have paint on your pants.”
“Yes, I know, thank you.”
“Did you sit in paint?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Teacher, there’s paint on your pants.”
“Yes, I know.”
“Whoa, did you know you have paint on your pants?”
“Yes, thank you.”
“Teacher, I think you sat in paint.”
“Yes, thank you. Can I have your attention everyone, please? Okay class, listen, yes, I have paint on my pants, and yes, I sat in it. Can we all get back to work now?”
“Whoa! Can we see it?”
“What color is it?”
FOURTH GRADERS BE LIKE:
“Huh?”
SIXTH GRADERS BE LIKE:
“You tell her.”
“No, I’m not going to tell her. You tell her.”
“Uh-uh, she’ll think I was looking at her butt.”
“You were looking at her butt.”
“No I wasn’t! Tim was. He told me about it.”
“Then Tim can tell her.”
“No way, man, I’m not telling her.”
“You saw it first, you should tell her.”
“So? You’re a girl. You should tell her.”
“Fine. I’ll tell her.”
“Hey! How’s everything going over her? Do any of you need help? Do you understand what you need to do?”
“Yeah, no, we’re good.”
“Okay, then let’s make sure we get to work.”
“Okay.”
“How come you didn’t tell her?”
“I dunno. Shhh, I’m trying to work.”
COLLEAGUES BE LIKE:
Huh. Art teachers.
Standard

5 thoughts on “When Art Teachers Sit on Counters

  1. Amyh says:

    So my 5th grade teacher friend came in my room to chat in the morning and sat in one of the kids chairs and got up with her oh sooooo chute black pencil skirt and oil pastel was all over her bootie! I did not notice and then after lunch came to me and was man it’s dangerous in here look at my tush!!! I can not tell you how many things I have ruined in the art room! Now I wear Walmart plain colored tees and old navy pant like a uniform! They still get spot even with an apron on! Ha

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