“I don’t have a nanny.”

“I have a nanny.”

(I used to be a nanny. Does that count?)

“This is the best drawing I’ve ever done.”

“Me too.”

(victory cheer!)

“Do you live in a townhouse?”

“No! We live in a regular house. I would never live in a townhouse.”

(Um, I live in a townhouse.)

“Ms. ATHG, you look Egyptian.”

(Uh, Okay…)

“Ms. ATHG, you look Chinese.”

(The f*ck?)

“Ms. ATHG, you look younger than my parents.”

(You’re my new favorite.)