I just received this email today from some job website that I probably signed up for years ago. I can’t even begin to tell you how much this made me laugh. Needless to say, I had a few things to say to them when I replied to the email. And yes, yes I did. How could you not reply to an email like this?

Recession proof your career! Become a Teacher!
From: Beyond.com continuingeducation@email4-beyond.com

We’ve Found the Top Paying Teaching and Education Degrees for 2010 Find Education Degrees Now!

(And then they had a chart of teaching careers and “realistic” salaries. It was too hilarious to post. Sorry)